Wanna Be An Adult

This song is a high-energy, fast-talking Comedy-Pop-Rock / Alt-Country anthem

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It was Ruby who got into the garbage, I’m having a hard time!
Do you have any unopened bottles of water in your car that are mine?
You never turned the coffee pot off this morning, you’re the worst!
Will you share a 6 pack of Mike’s with me? I think I might burst.
One of the kids took my book you gave me, and I want it back!
Some person from Arizona shared my post, I’m famous, that's a fact!

Keelie stole my Red Bull! Dad wants to know when you're off!
Mom, again, I really really NEED help with my taxes! 
Can you print me out some coloring pages? I’m losing my mind
Georgia took off, I can’t find her, is her collar left behind?
Addy won’t get off her iPad and do dishes, it’s a crime
I’m not doing chores by myself, I don't have the time!
I had to chase the duck to put her back in the pen
And don't forget about those coloring pages again!

You and dad are both terrible, barely knowing your own phone numbers
What if there was an emergency while everyone slumbers?
You should really watch Gossip Girl, I think u would like it, life is great
It has Ryan Reynold’s wife... I can’t remember her name, wait!
I hate laying in the sun, but I hate being pale, so dumb
Do u have any money in the bank? My fingers are numb
Tonight I will pretend I am Italian and eat pasta all night
But your goose just put a hole in my screen door, out of spite!

I think I have the flu, oh great, I have a fever, I’m dead
Do you have any ibuprofen? Put me to bed!
The living room really needs curtains, the Wi-Fi isn’t working at all
I hate these stupid puppies, they're tearing down the wall!
Scream 7 comes out tomorrow, kids suck, I'm done
I can’t get my phone to work, this isn't very fun!

You left the coffee pot on again! My patience is thin
And your goose is in a really bad mood today, ready to win!
Do we use Anthem Blue for insurance? What did you ask me to grab from town?
What is our duck's name? Everything is upside down!
I don’t have money, but we should make apple sauce today!
I rode my horse and I love him, he was an angel all the way.

Do we not have Wi-Fi again? The screen is just blank
I literally have one dollar left in my bank!
This is all giving me anxiety, it’s a beautiful mess
Just another day of chaos, panic, and stress...
But hey... Love you.
Yeah, love you.
Turn off the coffee pot!
And seriously, print those coloring pages.

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I need coffee, and I have no gas in my car Hopefully I don’t get pulled over, 'cause my purse is in your car! Yeah, I’ll be driving without a license, living on the edge There is a massive spider in my laundry, And I am so scared to kill it! Mom! I’m not a big enough kid to do that! I’m just stressed and I wanna be an adult, or so I claim So how do I get the number for the car insurance company? What’s its name? What’s my social security number? I need help with my taxes! Do u have white nail polish? My life is spinning on its axis! It was Ruby who got into the garbage, I’m having a hard time! Do you have any unopened bottles of water in your car that are mine? You never turned the coffee pot off this morning, you’re the worst! Will you share a 6 pack of Mike’s with me? I think I might burst. One of the kids took my book you gave me, and I want it back! Some person from Arizona shared my post, I’m famous, that's a fact! Keelie stole my Red Bull! Dad wants to know when you're off! Mom, again, I really really NEED help with my taxes! Can you print me out some coloring pages? I’m losing my mind Georgia took off, I can’t find her, is her collar left behind? Addy won’t get off her iPad and do dishes, it’s a crime I’m not doing chores by myself, I don't have the time! I had to chase the duck to put her back in the pen And don't forget about those coloring pages again! You and dad are both terrible, barely knowing your own phone numbers What if there was an emergency while everyone slumbers? You should really watch Gossip Girl, I think u would like it, life is great It has Ryan Reynold’s wife... I can’t remember her name, wait! I hate laying in the sun, but I hate being pale, so dumb Do u have any money in the bank? My fingers are numb Tonight I will pretend I am Italian and eat pasta all night But your goose just put a hole in my screen door, out of spite! I think I have the flu, oh great, I have a fever, I’m dead Do you have any ibuprofen? Put me to bed! The living room really needs curtains, the Wi-Fi isn’t working at all I hate these stupid puppies, they're tearing down the wall! Scream 7 comes out tomorrow, kids suck, I'm done I can’t get my phone to work, this isn't very fun! You left the coffee pot on again! My patience is thin And your goose is in a really bad mood today, ready to win! Do we use Anthem Blue for insurance? What did you ask me to grab from town? What is our duck's name? Everything is upside down! I don’t have money, but we should make apple sauce today! I rode my horse and I love him, he was an angel all the way. Do we not have Wi-Fi again? The screen is just blank I literally have one dollar left in my bank! This is all giving me anxiety, it’s a beautiful mess Just another day of chaos, panic, and stress... But hey... Love you. Yeah, love you. Turn off the coffee pot! And seriously, print those coloring pages.

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