[Verse] I’m studying hard, working hard—honestly, send help. Past papers, exercises—my desk is now an elf graveyard. It’s never rewarding, it’s never fulfilling— Just me vs. my mistakes, and my mistakes are winning. [Pre‑chorus] Forty‑four out of eighty—what percent is that? Who knows. Three‑x plus ten equals x minus three—my brain just froze. “How many faces on a sphere?” Mate… it’s a sphere. [Chorus] Non‑verbal reasoning is my favourite—said no one ever. Verbal reasoning is challenging—yes, thank you, Captain Clever. Maths is a complete mess—but at least it rhymes, so whatever. [Break] [Verse] I’m tired, I’m drained, I’m basically a decorative plant. I want to sleep, I want to play, but apparently I can’t. It’s never rewarding, it’s never fulfilling— Just déjà vu with extra steps and more mistakes chilling. [Pre‑chorus] Twelve, fifteen, nineteen, twenty‑five—what’s next? Chaos. D, Z, E, B, A, then C—this sequence is a boss. Shapes inside shapes inside shapes—please, I’m at a loss. [Chorus] Non‑verbal reasoning is my favourite—oh wow, hilarious. Verbal reasoning is challenging—yes, deeply, disastrously serious. Maths is just a hot mess—but the rhyme is still glorious. [Pre‑chorus] “What’s the theme of this story?” I don’t know, despair? “Who stole Mary’s cake?”—I bet it was Dave, he just looks guilty there. Comprehension is hard to comprehend—ironic, unfair. [Chorus] Non‑verbal reasoning is my favourite—oh wow, hilarious. Verbal reasoning is challenging—yes, deeply, disastrously serious. Maths is just a hot mess—but the rhyme is still glorious. Non‑verbal reasoning is my favourite—oh wow, hilarious. Verbal reasoning is challenging—yes, deeply, disastrously serious. Maths is just a hot mess—but the rhyme is still glorious.
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