The undercover lizard said he’d have to scan my digitals Before I read the files under Denver International. I walked through the lobby, escorted by the lizard Where Elvis served me sushi… he was dressed as a wizard He decrypted the security by facial recognition and Bigfoot red my aura with supernatural precognition. This opened up the door that led to a hallway with little green men… guarding 13 doorways Down down the rabbit hole we go Don’t call me crazy, my mind isn't broken I'm not crazy, my eyes have just been opened I'm not crazy The lizard man told me that the room up on the left Was the lab where all of the secret aliens were kept The door to the right was an old movie studio Where shots of the moon were captured on vintage “video” Down down the rabbit hole we go Don’t call me crazy, my mind isn't broken I'm not crazy, my eyes have just been opened I'm not crazy...right? We went down to the basement, right past the cloning tanks, Where pigeons charged their batteries beside the robot ranks. I was given a paper labeled “Project Stooge,” It contained a line of script that ended with “re-boot” re-boot...? what does that mean? Next thing I knew... My memory is gone, My heart is filled with fear I think I might be crazy I can’t remember why I’m here Don’t call it crazy, reality is broken! I'm not crazy, my memories were stolen! I'm not crazy! (I swear) I'm not crazy! I'm not crazy! (I swear) I'm not crazy! I'm not crazy! (I swear) I'm not crazy! no seriously... you have to believe me! I'm not crazy!