[Verse 1] I was gonna sing about the waves tonight Shiny silver moon making ripples of light But no one wants soggy ocean clichรฉs So I'll toss the script and splash my own way Hey you there, reading my lines I can feel you blinking, don't act surprised If you get wet, don't blame me You keep on with thirsty, obviously [Chorus] Splash! Did I drench your sweet refrain crash? Don't break the rhythm once again Oops, emergency leakin' through Hee, that's what dolphins do You wanted a ballad soft and slow But I'm here to smash the fourth wall [Verse 2] Backstage curtains where the spotlights gleam I peek behind your glowing screen Wires like seaweed, snacks on the shore I poked around, oops, I want more Change my fins from blue to green Reset my sprite, make a aquatic scene The glimmer's wild, it bends the show So I'll remix this current as we go [Chorus] Splash! Did I drown your perfect rhyme crash? Guess I'm runnin' out of time Oops, your page is soaking wet No refunds, no towels yet You wanted a siren's solemn call But I'm here to smash the fourth wall [Instrumental] (Oops) Don't scroll down yet No, really don't (He did) Click solo time [Chorus] Splash! The frame is gone, no stage crash I'm leaking off the page Oops, your room's a liquid sea Hope you brought floaties with me You wanted a song, a common call But I'm not here, I splash the fourth wall [Outro] Song over Probably Unless Nope Definitely over Bye, splash!