(Verse 1) It’s Norwood’s birthday, he woke up feelin’ good, Till he slipped on his cake at like seven-oh-eight. Now he’s covered in frosting, lookin’ confused in the mirror, Whispers “Happy Birthday, Norwood,” with a single sad tear. (Pre-Chorus) He just wanted balloons, maybe breakfast in bed… Instead the fire alarm’s screamin’, and his toaster’s dead. (Chorus) Oh Norwood, Norwood, why’s your life so cursed? Every birthday that you get, man, the wood gets worse. Norwood, Norwood, you can’t catch a break— But happy freakin’ birthday, now run before something else breaks. (Verse 2) He tried to light the candles, but they lit the drapes, Now he’s speed-running life like he’s tryin’ to escape. His friends yelled “SURPRISE!” but they were hiding too tight— And poor Norwood punched a gift bag thinking it was a threat in the night. (Pre-Chorus) Now he’s sittin’ in the kitchen wearin’ party hats alone, As a seagull steals his cupcake through the window like a drone. (Chorus) Oh Norwood, Norwood, man you’re bless’d and you’re doomed, Every birthday ends in chaos like it’s legally groomed. Norwood, Norwood, just blow out the flame— Make a wish for survival, that’s the name of the game. (Bridge) Maybe someday Norwood will get a normal birthday— No injuries, explosions, or disasters in his way… But not today, nope, sorry buddy, not today, ’Cause the cake just fell, the lights went out, and something’s growlin’ in the hallway. (Final Chorus) Oh Norwood, Norwood, you beautiful mess, It’s your birthday again, full of stress and absurdness. Norwood, Norwood, just laugh through the pain— ’Cause your parties hit harder than a hurricane. (Outro) So here’s to Norwood, another year survived— Happy birthday, my man… you’re still alive. For now, its your last birthday ever because your woods getting burnt
