[Intro] [beat kicks in, brass riff looping] Life is short Like Balkan shot glasses Like uncle’s third wedding Like my phone’s battery [Verse 1] I asked a monk He checked his watch Said, “Meaning of life? Bro, I’m late for lunch” I asked my dog He just blinked twice Then chased his tail Guess that’s advice [Pre-Chorus] [Female rap] Maybe it’s taxes Maybe it’s memes Maybe it’s learning To burn bad jeans [Male rap] Maybe it’s dancing Badly on chairs Spilling philosophy All down the stairs (oops!) [Chorus] What is life? Wrong answers only Eat, dance, cry Look kind, stay holy-ish Sing it loud Before we vanish Maybe the meaning of life Is just to manage this sandwich (hey!) [Verse 2] [Male rap double-time] Grandma said “pray” Grandpa said “nap” Cousin said “crypto” Now he lives in a van Teacher said “grades” Boss said “grind” Wi‑Fi said “nope” Guess I’ll free my mind [Pre-Chorus] [Female vocal, mock-dramatic] Maybe it’s spinach Maybe it’s love Maybe it’s hoarding Mugs in the cupboard [Male ad-lib] (all of them!) Maybe it’s bingeing Shows till dawn Yelling “one more episode” With the curtains drawn [Chorus] What is life? Wrong answers only Scroll, snack, laugh Repeat it slowly Sing it loud While we panic politely Maybe the meaning of life Is just to time it slightly (too late!) [Bridge] [Beat shifts, tempo surging, rave synths rising] [Male] If life is a test Who wrote the quiz? Trick questions only No answer key, just this [Female] If life is a game Where is the guide? I clicked “accept” Now I can’t log out, why? [Male & Female call-and-response, faster] Who am I? (Probably tired) What do I want? (Something deep-fried) Where are we going? (Missed our stop) How does it end? (Big mic drop) [Chorus] [Full rave, gang shouts] What is life? Wrong answers only Jump, shout, sweat Take it unholy Sing it loud Till the ceiling is shaking Maybe the meaning of life Is just to keep on raving What is life? Wrong answers only Spin, slip, slide Beautifully clumsy Hold me close While the world goes glitching Maybe the meaning of life Is just to keep on… [Outro] [Tempo redlines, synths screaming, brass on one last manic riff] [Male, screamed] …swit— [Female, laughing] —ching off your phone for once! (boom!) [Massive explosion FX, sudden silence]
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