[Verse 1] Well I was driftin’ through the stars, on my own sweet ride, When I caught a little signal from the planetary side, She said, "Cowboy, you look lost, got no place to dock?" I said, "Girl, I’m just floatin’ with a full payload of rock." [Chorus] Now I’m comin’ in Uranus, got my engines burnin’ hot, Navigatin’ your atmosphere, hittin’ every spot, You said you liked it deep space, and baby, here I am — Landin’ like a shuttle with a Southern twang and jam. [Verse 2] You got rings that shimmer, and moons so tight, I’m drawn into your gravity, holdin’ on for dear flight, Let’s explore your craters, girl, chart what’s still unknown, Houston ain’t got problems, but I sure got one of my own. [Chorus] Yeah, I’m comin’ in Uranus, with a twinkle in my eye, Shootin’ past your satellites, ridin’ high and nigh, Gonna plant my little flag where no man’s been before, Hope you got protection — it’s a meteor galore. [Bridge] Your orbit's tight, your pull is strong, Been driftin’ too long in this honky-tonk thong, You said, "Cowboy, steer steady, don't be too quick," But darlin’ this rocket’s got one hell of a kick. [Final Chorus] Now I’m comin’ in Uranus, tail blazin’ like a star, Bouncin’ off your surface in my interstellar car, If you need a space cowboy to give your nights some fun, Just page me on the scanner — I’ll come shootin’ with my gun. [Outro] So hold tight, baby, I’m settin’ course straight through, No black hole can stop me when I’m gunnin’ just for you. Yeah... I’m comin’... in Uranus… And I ain’t usin' no escape pod too.
