[Intro – Chopped Vocals, Bouncy Bass] Ohhh la la la Naa naa naa naa La la la la la la la la la la Ba na na na na na Ba ba ba ba na na na Ohh ohh na na na Who let the fruit go bad? Who taught the bunch to dance? Dirty bananas in the building— Keep your eyes upon your pants! [Verse 1 – Playful Rhythmic Vocal] Rolled in late with a crooked grin, Brown little spots on yellow skin. One said, “Baby, fancy a bite?” The bouncer said, “Behave tonight!” Sticky fingers on the DJ booth, That whole damn bunch is trouble, truth. One bent over, split his seam— Now there’s fruit in the smoke machine! [Chorus – Group Chant, Stuttered Responses] Dirty bananas! Di-di-dirty bananas! Shake that bunch in your pyjamas! Ba-ba-bad little dirty bananas! Peel it back, then let it swing, Everybody do that slippery thing! Dirty bananas! Di-di-dirty bananas! [Build – Beat Cuts, Rising Pitch] Ba na na na na na Ba ba ba ba na na na Wait for it ... ... Here it comes ... ... BANANA DROP! [Drop – Heavy Glitch Bass, Vocal Chops] Banana-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na La la la la la la la la la la Dirty! Di-di-dirty! Ba-ba-ba-ba— BANANA! Shake-shake! Slip-slip! Peel-peel! Dip-dip! Banana-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Ohh ohh na na na! [Verse 2 – Syncopated Vocal] One got caught behind the bar, Making out with a chocolate jar. Two went sliding across the floor, Three got banned, came back as four. Someone shouted, “Watch that peel!” Too late, mate—cartwheel! Landed sitting in the punch, Still got up and shook his bunch! [Chorus – Bigger Group Vocals] Dirty bananas! Di-di-dirty bananas! Shake that bunch in your pyjamas! Ba-ba-bad little dirty bananas! Peel it back, then let it swing, Everybody do that slippery thing! Dirty bananas! Di-di-dirty bananas! [Break – Minimal Bass, Spoken Call and Response] How dirty? Found one underneath the sofa. How dirty? Last seen dancing in the gutter. How dirty? Still got glitter on his butter! Ohhh la la la— Somebody call his mother! [Final Build – Rapid Stutters, Sudden Silence] Ba na na na na na Ba ba ba ba na na na Na-na-na-na— Dirty bananas! Wait for it ... ... Here it comes ... ... DOUBLE BANANA DROP! [Final Drop – Full Bass, Chopped Group Hook] Banana-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na La la la la la la la la la la Dirty bananas! Di-di-dirty bananas! Bounce that bunch! Bounce-bounce that bunch! Ba-ba-ba-ba na na na Ohh ohh na na na Peel it! Feel it! Everybody— BANANA! [Outro – Slowing Vocal Chops] Ohhh la la la Naa naa naa naa Ba na na na na na... Who’s cleaning this up? ... Not the bananas.
