[Verse 1] Yo, I load into the Rift lookin' like a snack Forgot to ward the river, now I'm gettin' jumped, alack Last hit a minion, missed it, feel like a clown Teemo somewhere laughin', mushroom cloud, I'm down My jungler said "incoming," showed up five minutes late Like a pizza delivery guy who lost his GPS and his fate I bought a Doran's Ring instead of a Blade Now I'm meleein' a Cho'Gath, prayin' for a trade [Hook] Flash, Ignite, Smite — y'all I'm a mess Pressed R for ultimate, hit Q by accident, no less Type "?" in the chat 'cause my support just left League of Legends life got me talkin' to myself [Verse 2] Champion select, I'm overthinkin' like Einstein Locked in Yasuo, my team groanin' in real time Baron Nashor lookin' at me like "you sure, bro?" Stole it with a smite then died to a tower, oh no Teemo's mushrooms everywhere like he's plantin' a garden I stepped on twelve, my screen lookin' like Armageddon ADC askin' "where's the peel," I'm like "the what?" I'm a support who bought a Rabadon's, that's on me, that's a flop [Hook] Flash, Ignite, Smite — y'all I'm a mess Pressed R for ultimate, hit Q by accident, no less Type "?" in the chat 'cause my support just left League of Legends life got me talkin' to myself [Verse 3] Nexus in the distance, glowin' like a beacon of hope My ping is garbage, laggin' like a dial-up modem, nope Inhibitor down, super minions on a rampage Like toddlers who got hold of an energy drink at this stage GG well played, type it with a sigh Surrender at twenty? Nah, we ride or die Queue up again, same team, same disaster Diamond's just a dream, I'm stuck in bronze forever, master
