[Intro] Yeah… Right… Listen. This weren’t even meant to happen tonight. [Verse 1] I only went out for Rizlas and a Lucozade Ended up outside the chicken shop half the day There’s this bloke there arguing with a parking sign Like the sign personally ruined his life And Kev’s saying “Nah nah nah, hear me out, hear me out” But nobody’s listening Because Kev says that before every sentence Girl in a green coat smoking like she’s in a French film Mate next to her vomiting violently into a wheel bin Bus went past full up Driver looked traumatised Probably seen too much tonight And somehow Somehow We’re discussing cryptocurrency Outside Morley’s At quarter past three [Hook] And it’s weird innit How every night starts tiny Then suddenly somebody’s crying in a minicab quietly And it’s weird innit Nobody knows where home is Till the kebab shop closes [Verse 2] There’s always one geezer trying to start philosophy After exactly two ciders and half a vodka B Talking about “the system” and “society’s collapse” While wearing sliders and socks from Sports Direct bags Anyway Phone’s on 2 percent Mood’s on borrowed time Mate lost his bank card Again Fourth bloody time There’s police lights bouncing off the wet pavement Looks cinematic till you smell the drain stink fragrance Someone’s Bluetooth speaker’s playing old garage tunes One wheelie bin rolling slowly across the moon And honestly This city only makes sense at stupid times Like 2:46 AM outside a betting line [Hook] And it’s weird innit How every night starts tiny Then suddenly somebody’s crying in a minicab quietly And it’s weird innit Nobody knows where home is Till the kebab shop closes [Outro] Yeah… Anyway… Need to get toothpaste still. Forgot again. [End]
