You’re lucky you picked me No doubt in my mind I’ll love you forever For the rest of all time Stop all your looking I’m all that you’ll need I’ll snuggle and cuddle There’s nothing to cede I’m just the best And I shit you not The best of the best I’m cute and so hot I’m the one and the only I sleep by your side I’ll be your puppy Did you say Car Ride? Hey there people what you say what’s the matter Gotta dog gotta puppy Like that cute pitter patter? Chew the chair, chew the shoe Chew the me, chew the you Like the walk, like the talk Gotta dog? What’s the matter? Pinch a loaf, take a tinkle Pick it up what wrinkle Sleep all day, sleep all night Holy crap, are you van winkle? Go ahead and pick me Your life is complete Fur friend forever Cats don’t compete I’ll sleep in your bed And leave but a sliver When you complain Well, cry me a river I’m just the best And I shit you not The best of the best I’m cute and so hot I’m the one and the only I sleep by your side I’ll be your puppy Did you say Car Ride? Hey there people what you say what’s the matter Gotta dog, gotta puppy Like that cute pitter patter? Chew the chair, chew the shoe Chew the me, chew the you Like the walk, like the talk Gotta dog? What’s the matter? Pinch a loaf, take a tinkle Pick it up what a wrinkle Sleep all day sleep all night Holy crap, are you van winkle? Chase a car, chase a kitty Pitter patter what a pity Ate your food, oh how rude Hump your leg, guess I’m lewd I will gag, I will puke How is that for being cute? Getting fleas makes you wheeze Oh no! here comes a sneeze! I’m just the best And I shit you not The best of the best I’m cute and so hot I’m the one and the only I sleep by your side I’ll be your puppy Did you say Car Ride Hey there people what you say what’s the matter Gotta dog gotta puppy Like that cute pitter patter Chew the chair chew the shoe Chew the me chew the you Like the walk like the talk Gotta dog what’s the matter? Pinch a loaf, take a tinkle Pick it up what a wrinkle Sleep all day sleep all night Holy crap are you van winkle?
