[Verse 1 – FEMALE] [G] The baby’s eatin’ gravel in the backyard cave [C] The dog’s howlin’ storms like a Gotham rave [G] He’s chasin’ thoughts like they stole his shoes [D] And I’m scrubbing tile just to feel brand new ⸻ [Verse 2 – MALE] [G] You line the snacks up by the color wheel [C] While I forget if I even ate a meal [G] The dog’s barkin’ at the shadow’s face [D] And we just call that Tuesday in our Bat-place ⸻ [Chorus – BOTH] [C] Gotham family values, pass the duct tape love [G] We’re holdin’ this fortress with Band-Aids and grub [Em] We got no Bat-signal, just a night light glow [D] But we’re still standin’, even when it all explodes [C] From picky pica snacks to therapy calls [G] We may not be heroes—but we show up through it all [D] It’s chaos, it’s laughter, it’s mismatched shoes [G] Gotham family values, baby—we can’t lose ⸻ [Bridge – CHILD’S VOICE] [Am] “I put glitter in the peanut butter!” [Em] (“I found a rock, I named it Joker!”) [C] The dog is in her thunder vest— [D] Someone’s pants are on the toaster ⸻ [Verse 3 – BOTH] [G] We’ve got crayons on the ceiling, socks in the sink [C] We juggle meltdowns, meds, and missing links [G] And if the world calls this a circus ring— [D] Well, I guess we’re the greatest show… parenting ⸻ [Final Chorus – BOTH] [C] Gotham family values, cue the Batmobile [G] It’s just a minivan with cereal wheels [Em] Still, we fight the fight with a lunchbox sword [D] And snuggle up tired like we won the war [C] We got love, we got grit, we got midnight blues [G] We may not be normal, but we got our crew [D] From tantrums to triumphs, we choose this truth: [G] Gotham family values—we’re bulletproof
