(Intro) Hoppity-hoppity, hop-hop, bubble-churn, squeak... fart (Verse ) It's not easy, being the Easter Bunny Hopping madly, with an excitable tummy You think it's fun, these gastronomical delights? Maybe it seems so, but let me explain my insights (Prechorus) I start by grazing on my favourite greens Vibrant carrots, beets, and spinach beans Then I'm over the fence to the flower bed Devouring Hyacinths, Purple, blue, and red Hardy Wallflowers, with a honey scent fiery orange tones where the cacao went! (Chorus) It's not easy being the Easter Bunny Hopping mad madly with a bubbling tummy You think it's fun, These gastronomical delights? It may seem so, but let me explain my insights (Verse 2) Deep inside, the modular glands Specialised pouches doing strange demands Caramel ducts and a nougat flow Filling up the centre for the final show (Bridge) Sitting quietly, while the tummy starts churning Liquid chocolate, separating and turning Sugar and fats in a bubbling heat A unique organ makes the shell complete Secreted calcium, a mineral layer Magically formed- a chocolate prayer! (Verse 3) In the final stage, the decorators rise Microscopic artists for your very eyes Applying the colours, patterns and coil Wrapping it all in a shimmering, edible foil (Chorus) It's not easy, being the Easter Bunny Hopping madly, with an excitable tummy You think it's fun, giving you gastronomical delights Maybe it seems so, but let me explain my insights (Verse 4) A specialised exit, a delivery zone Where perfectly formed eggs are finally shown Deposited and wrapped, they bounce and they slide hiding in places where the children reside (Outro) So think about your treats next time you're in the south Before you pop that choccy in your hungry mouth Just remember the journey... Remember where it's been! (Hoppity-hop... squeak fart)
