[Intro] [Male] Miss! Is anyone there? [Female] Welcome to the hotel. Another busy day begins. [Verse 1] [Male] I'm in a hurry! I've been here before! I know everything! No need to explain! [Female] Alright, enjoy your stay. (Three minutes later...) [Male] Miss! What's the Wi-Fi password? What time is breakfast? Where is the parking? How do I turn on the TV? [Female] Wait... Didn't you just say you already knew all of this? One call., Two calls, three calls. (keep smiling) Check-in on the left. Check-out on the right. It's a long day. Can't run away. [Chorus] [Duet] Wi-Fi! Card holder! Breakfast from seven to ten! Parking lot! Straight ahead! Two minutes really isn't that far! Hey! Hey! Hey! Same answers every single day! Hey! Hey! Hey! But every day, a brand-new crowd! [Verse 2] [Male] I'm busy, I've been here, I know it all, don't explain Five minutes later, calling again Where's the Wi-Fi? What's the password? [Female] Breakfast time, parking lot, where's the key card? Now I have to check Everything I told you went to waste Please just listen till I'm done [Male] Miss! Get your manager! I want to complain! Hurry up! [Female] Of course. Please wait a moment. The manager is here. [Male] Hello, how may I assist you? (Three minutes later...) [Female] The answer is still the same. It's just a different person saying it. [Female] Sir, smoking is not allowed in the room. [Male] I didn't smoke! Do you have proof? [Female] Sir, here's the photo. [Male] Three thousand. Three thousand. Three thousand. I'm never staying here again! [Female] Alright. Have a safe trip. [Bridge] [Duet] Good guests~ Bad guests~ Every day brings a brand-new script~ Don't get mad~ Don't get mad~ Take a breath before you speak~ We're just regular hotel staff~ There's only so much we're allowed to do~ If I can help you, I will. If I can't change it, there's nothing I can do. [Outro] [Male] Miss... what's the Wi-Fi password? [Duet] Hotel life~ Playing every day~ [Female] Next please~~~
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