Everything was peaceful in the village There was only love - there was no pain They got stoned and chilled there in the village And so it was until the Ponies came They're not mine, I fucking swear it They're so big they block the sky They're full grown if they're a day old Ride My Little Pony and fucking die Everyone was screaming in the village An orgy of violence fell on them all They got burned and killed there in the village As the Ponies slaughtered and mauled They're not mine, I fucking swear it They're so big they block the sky They're full grown if they're a day old Ride My Little Pony and fucking die Hope had been abandoned in the village When crashing from the sky: a giant teddy bear More bears were landing in the village It seemed that these were bears who cared Now Pony faced Bear and Bear faced Pony, Left to stand would be one band only. Made of love, sent here by the Lord, They've bravely come to save the day Muscles rippling, wielding giant swords, God's Care Bears; evil ponies to slay An incredible stand-off in the village A Pony stepped forward under bleeding skies A Bear moved to meet him in the village Thunder crashed as the leaders locked eyes Then from the Pony's eyes came a blinding flash, Every last Care Bear was reduced to ash. Now only evil lives in the village With this battle Hell has won the war You're doomed, trapped here in the village And Lucifer rules earth forevermore They're not mine, I fucking swear it They're so big they block the sky They're full grown if they're a day old Ride My Little Pony and fucking die Ride My Little Pony And fucking Die
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