Verse 1 Well, I went down to Nashville lookin’ for some boys, Found me a cowboy makin’ all that noise. He tipped his hat and he slapped his thigh, Said, “Hop on, sugar, let’s go for a ride!” Chorus Ride a cowboy, don’t be late, Grab them reins and don’t hesitate. Life’s a rodeo, don’t you hide, Save a horse, ride a cowboy tonight! Verse 2 He’s got rhinestone boots and a big ol’ belt, A smile so hot, Lord, I nearly melt. Neighbors peekin’ through the window blinds, ‘Cause we’re two-steppin’ naughty to that four-four time! Chorus Ride a cowboy, don’t be late, Boots start knockin’, ain’t it great? Life’s a barn dance, hold on tight, Save a horse, ride a cowboy tonight! Bridge Spurs are jinglin’, ropes are tight, This ain’t church, but we’re hollerin’ “Yeehaw!” tonight. Whiskey’s flowin’, we’re feelin’ bold, Honey, country boys are worth their weight in gold. Final Chorus (bigger & sillier) Ride a cowboy, Lordy me, He’s got more leather than the cavalry. Climb on up, boy, it’s pure delight, Save a horse, ride a cowboy tonight! Outro (spoken, campy drawl): “Woo, child… this rodeo’s got no rules but one: hold on tight!”
