(The song starts with a fast, urgent drum beat and a frantic, driving Ska rhythm. The bass line is a relentless, bouncing gallop.) (Verse 1) The beacons are a-blazin' and the call has been sent! The mighty city of Gondor is about to be rent! The big ol' siege machines are a-comin' for the walls, Gandalf's on a big horse, tryin' to answer all the calls! Aragorn's got a big sword and a big ol' plan for haste, Gotta find some angry ghosts 'cause there's no time to waste! He's goin' to the Paths of the Dead, no time for debate! Gotta get that kingly army, gotta smash that evil gate! (Chorus) Woah-oh, The Fellowship, it's the final showdown, man! Woah-oh, The Fellowship, we're doing everything we can! From the mountains to the plains, we gotta run like hell! Just get that tiny Ring and throw it down a fiery well! (Verse 2) Frodo's gettin' tired, and Sam's a-carryin' the load! Gollum's slitherin' with them, takin' on the darkest road! The ring is gettin' heavy, and the journey's takin' its toll! Every step's a struggle, tryin' to hold onto your soul! They're climbin' up the mountain with a big ol' sense of dread, No time to talk about it, just put one foot ahead! The end is right there, just a fiery, bubbling pit! Gotta get that Ring in there, and just get rid of it! (Chorus) Woah-oh, The Fellowship, it's the final showdown, man! Woah-oh, The Fellowship, we're doing everything we can! From the mountains to the plains, we gotta run like hell! Just get that tiny Ring and throw it down a fiery well! (Verse 3) The armies of the west are holding the last gate! Aragorn's got his ghost friends, and they're here to seal their fate! ELEPHANTS??! That’s Cheating! Fine we can too! Legolas!! Get it! Use your endless quiver WOO! Eowyn's on the battlefield, a-fightin' with her will! Gonna get that big ol' Witch-king, gonna make him stand still! She's dropping the BIG MIC before he gets the sword! "I am no man!" she said, and then she stabbed the big ol' lord! (Bridge) "The Ring is gone! The tower's gone! The Eye's gone! The ground is shaking! Sauron is defeated! But now what? I have no idea! My legs are really tired! We...we WON?! (Outro) Twelve endings later the quest is concluded, A big CHEERS well done yet Frodo still brooded, He had a wound that would never heal, So he JET to Valinor with Gandalf and friends, And that’s where the story ENDS!
