THE BATHROOM DOOR HAS BETTER LYRICS THAN YOU!

[Intro] [spoken vocal] Sharpie poetry on porcelain walls, Drunk philosophers in bathroom stalls. [Verse 1] Band names carved in broken tiles, Bad advice and dirty smiles. Half these lines don’t make much sense, Still better than your pretence. Phone numbers, threats, and terrible art, Someone drew a very angry fart. A stick-figure war in marker blue, And every word’s still better than you. [Pre-Chorus] Every stall’s a masterpiece, Every scribble finds release. [Chorus] THE BATHROOM DOOR HAS BETTER LYRICS THAN YOU! Sharpie truth in fluorescent blue! Drunk ideas and toilet prose, Still hit harder than your shows! THE BATHROOM DOOR HAS BETTER LYRICS THAN YOU! Every stall’s a punk rock view! Graffiti screams what you can’t say, Flushed but louder anyway! [Post-Chorus] WRITE IT! SCRATCH IT! SIGN YOUR NAME! FLUSH IT! FORGET IT! DO IT AGAIN! [Verse 2] Someone wrote “the system lies,” Next to badly drawn angry eyes. Someone else wrote “call for fun,” Then crossed it out with “COVER YOUR BUM!” Bad haikus and broken rhymes, Philosophy for desperate times. A monkey sketch, Jizzing Goo— Still more honest than your crew. [Pre-Chorus] Every wall a rebel stage, Every pen a little rage. [Chorus] THE BATHROOM DOOR HAS BETTER LYRICS THAN YOU! Sharpie truth in fluorescent blue! Drunk ideas and toilet prose, Still hit harder than your shows! THE BATHROOM DOOR HAS BETTER LYRICS THAN YOU! Every stall’s a punk rock view! Graffiti screams what you can’t say, Flushed but louder anyway! [Breakdown] BATHROOM! STALL! POETRY! FUCK YOUR VERSE! [Gang vocals] SHARPIE! SHARPIE! WRITE IT LOUD! BATHROOM POETS! FILTHY CROWD! [Instrumental] [Final Chorus] THE BATHROOM DOOR HAS BETTER LYRICS THAN YOU! Sharpie truth in fluorescent blue! Every scribble screams the truth— THE BOG WRITES BETTER SONGS THAN YOU! THE BATHROOM DOOR HAS BETTER LYRICS THAN YOU! Every wall is screaming too! No poet here, no genius found— JUST FILTH AND CHUGS AND PISS-STAINED SOUND! [Final Breakdown] SHARPIE! SHARPIE! WRITE! IT! [shouted] WHO THE FUCK WROTE THAT?! [gang vocals] JIZZING GOO! [Outro] Drip… Drip… Marker ink… Flush the verse… Before you think.