Gilded Thunder - Christmas (Whoopdy Doo!)

What day is it? Let's look outside! Hey look, it's Christmas, whoop-dee-doo! Not just in the mall but for the rest of us too Slap on all your baubles and your shiny-ish shoes And dance to the holiday tunes The telly's playing carols, the lights are up and bright The shops are full of tinsel and it's snowing overnight Even though it's freezing, we're feeling pretty warm Come and join the party, it's the Christmas norm Ring those bells, feel good cheer Christmas comes but once a year Hey look, it's Christmas, whoop-dee-doo! Glitter on the ceiling and we're coming through Put on all your baubles, get your dancing shoes Let's party to the holiday tunes It's Christmas, yeah! Hey look, it's Christmas, whoop-dee-doo! It's the time of year for me and for you It's Christmas, yes it's true It's Christmas, whoop-dee-doo! Don't miss this or you'll be blue It's Christmas, whoop-dee-doo! We've all heard the punks say "God Save the Queen" We don't think they meant it, we thought they were mean But even the Grinch needs a festive scene To make a little tantrum worthwhile So listen up punks, listen up everyone Let's dial up this Christmas, let's turn up the fun Put glitter on everything, we won't be outdone Let's raise a glass and raise a smile Ring those bells, feel good cheer Guilt and thunders bringing Christmas here Hey look, it's Christmas, whoop-dee-doo! Glitter on the ceiling and we're coming through Put on all your baubles, get your dancing shoes Let's party to the holiday tunes It's Christmas, yes it's true It's Christmas, whoop-dee-doo! Don't miss this or you'll be blue It's Christmas, whoop-dee-doo! Get out on the disco dance floor And dance up a Christmas Eve fever Let's put the fun in thunder Be both the giver and receiver Jack Frost can stay out in the cold While we're getting nice and warm Say, I really do like your Christmas stockings Won't you show me a little bit more? The mistletoe is hanging and the fire's burning bright We're unwrapping your presents in the middle of the night Santa's made his visit, left us feeling nice Now it's time for something that ain't family advice So take off all your baubles, yeah, take those off too The night is getting hotter, what we gonna do? Let's romance to the holiday tunes, just me and you Merry Christmas, baby! Whoop-dee-doo! Hey look, it's Christmas, whoop-dee-doo! Not just in the mall but for the whole year through Take off all your baubles, yeah, take those off too Let's romance to the holiday tunes It's Christmas, yes it's true It's sexy, whoop-dee-doo! Get frisky or the baubles will be blue It's Christmas, whoop-dee-doo! Hey look, it's Christmas, whoop-dee-doo! Santa's been and gone but we ain't through Forget about the punks, forget the dancing shoes We're making our own holiday news It's Christmas, yes it's true Yes, it's Christmas, whoop-dee-doo! Don't miss this or you'll be blue It's Christmas, whoop-dee-doo! Happy Christmas everyone! Don't forget to hang your stockings!