Hey ho! Pickle’s at it again! Well old Pickle’s down the holler sippin’ Gin and Tonic strong Scrollin’ on her little phone, singin’ her a pizza song She’s hollerin’ ‘bout pepperoni, dreamin’ up a saucy mess Laughin’ loud and carryin’ on, makin’ all that ruckus yes Pickle Pizza Fund, boys, we’re headin’ to the moon! Flash-in-the-pan crypto, gone before the afternoon But we’re stackin’ up them dollars like a mountain full of gold Pickle Pizza Fund, watch that rocket uncontrolled! To the moon! (to the moon!) To the moon! (tell it true!) Drunk as a skunk on tonic and gin, Send that manservant runnin’ again! She kicks her boots up high, cheeks all red and feelin’ fine Yells “Manservant, grab your hat, fetch me back a pie divine!” Extra cheese and crazy crust, pickles drippin’ down the side Hot and steamin’ from the box, comin’ up the mountainside Pickle Pizza Fund, boys, we’re headin’ to the moon! Flash-in-the-pan crypto, gone before the afternoon But we’re stackin’ up them dollars like a mountain full of gold Pickle Pizza Fund, watch that rocket uncontrolled! To the moon! (to the moon!) To the moon! (tell it true!) Drunk as a skunk on tonic and gin, Send that manservant runnin’ again! Gin and tonic! (Gin and tonic!) Pizza money! (Pizza money!) Manservant runnin’ through the night! We’re goin’ up… we’re goin’ up… We’re goin’ to the mooooon! Pickle Pizza Fund, boys, we’re headin’ to the moon! That wild crypto fever got us howlin’ out this tune She’s tipsy on her tonic, laughin’ till the break of day Pickle Pizza Fund gonna carry us away! To the moon! (to the moon!) To the moon! (all the way!) Drunk Pickle smilin’, servant on the run Pickle Pizza Fund — best damn moonshine ‘neath the sun! Yee-hoo! To the moon, boys… Pickle Pizza Fund!
