Anti-Social Extrovert

[Verse 1 ] Oh I walk in the room like a fireworks show With a grin so wide it’s illegal you know I’ll charm your aunt, cat, and houseplant too But five minutes in, I’m already through [Pre-Chorus] Yeah I’m allergic to silence, I sneeze at goodbyes But I can ghost like Houdini with zero disguise [Chorus] Oooooh I’m an anti-social extrovert I’ll steal the mic, then duck and divert High-energy until I implode Then I vanish down a rabbit road So many people, so little time But there's so much space inside my mind [Verse 2] I'm the life of the bash (until I’m not) I juggle four jokes and a melting teapot With confetti breath and performance flair But I’d sell my soul for an empty chair [Bridge] So A funny thing happens when I enter the room I wanna leave immediately... or maybe not so soon It depends on the orbit of whoever’s inside I might stay a minute... I might just hide [Chorus] I’m an anti-social extrovert Say hi and I might disappear first I love the party, hate the talk I thrive in light but shadow-walk So many people, so little time And there’s too much space inside my mind [Bridge] You know, They say the road to hell is paved real neat I’d rather stroll it slow than race in heat And every once in a while, I dip my toes Into the madness... before I decompose [Breakdown] Have a Tip of the hat, then vanish like steam I’m the ghost of your extrovert dream Behind the smile’s a velvet room Where echoes echo... and flowers bloom [Final Chorus] Ooooh anti-social extrovert Confidence crowned but a social squirt I ride the high, then hit reverse An outgoing soul with an introvert curse So many people, so little time And there’s too much space inside my mind Too many voices in line to speak But I’m out the window before I peak [Outro] So catch me if you can, I’m gone again A smile, a wave... and then the end!