𝑾𝒊𝒔𝒅𝝄𝒎 𝒊𝒔 𝒓𝜺𝒔𝒕𝒓𝜶𝒊𝜼𝒕

[Verse] Public Wi-Fi coughing blood Printer says “offline” while drowning in flood One sock wet from a mystery stain USB flips wrong three times again [Verse 2] Microwave fish in the office at noon Bluetooth speaker screaming one shitty tune Someone hits Reply All, seals our doom Twenty-eight emails infest the room [Chorus] Fuck left fuck right endless night Captcha asks which squares contain a bike Round and round in this digital plight Password was correct — “credentials not right” [Verse 3] Self-checkout yelling “unexpected item” Bag is fucking empty, machine still fighting Cookie popup covers the whole damn screen “Reject all” buried on page seventeen [Bridge] Over horizons beyond mortal seas Dreaming of software that lets me leave Free from subscriptions and monthly fees Adobe whispers: “annual plan, please” [Verse 4] Two-percent battery, charger disappeared Update and restart when deadline is near Terms have changed, accept them here Alarm set correctly — volume at zero, my dear.