Why Do I Want a Tail?

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# Why Do I Want a Tail?

**[Verse 1]**
I was scrolling late one night,
Nothing weird, just killing time.
Then I saw a picture of a wolf
Wearing sunglasses and looking fine.

I thought, “Okay, that's pretty funny.”
Then I clicked another one.
Then another.
Then somehow it was 2 AM
And I knew what a fursona was.

**[Pre-Chorus]**
I told myself,
“It's just a drawing.”
Then I started thinking,
“What would mine look like?”

**[Chorus]**
Why do I want a tail?
Why do I want big ears?
Why am I looking at animal art
At half past two in the morning?
I don't know what happened,
I swear I had a plan.
Now I'm choosing between a fox and a dog
And I've got paws in my shopping cart.

**[Verse 2]**
I made a little character,
Nothing serious, just for fun.
Green eyes, stupid grin,
Okay, that was kind of fun.

Then I changed the colors.
Then I changed the name.
Then I gave them clothes.
Then I gave them lore.
Now apparently they have a birthday
And a favorite kind of soda.

My friend said, “You're getting into this.”
I said, “No, I'm really not.”
Then I showed them seventeen pictures
Of the same fox in different hats.

**[Chorus]**
Why do I want a tail?
Why do I want big ears?
Why am I watching fursuit videos
Instead of going to bed?
I don't know what happened,
But I think I understand.
There's something really nice about
Being a ridiculous animal.

**[Bridge]**
I bought the ears.

Okay.

That was probably fine.

Then I bought the tail.

Okay.

That's where things got weird.

Then I found a convention
Three towns away.

And suddenly I'm asking:

“Do they have parking?”

**[Final Chorus]**
Now I want a tail,
Now I want big ears,
Now I'm making plans for a convention
I've never heard of before.
I don't care if it's weird,
I don't care if they stare.
I've spent too long worrying
What I'm supposed to be.

So call me a fox,
Call me a wolf,
Call me whatever you want.
I spent my whole life trying to act normal—

Turns out normal's kind of boring.

**[Outro]**
So...

Where do I get a fursuit?

And be honest.

How much is this going to cost me?

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# Why Do I Want a Tail? **[Verse 1]** I was scrolling late one night, Nothing weird, just killing time. Then I saw a picture of a wolf Wearing sunglasses and looking fine. I thought, “Okay, that's pretty funny.” Then I clicked another one. Then another. Then somehow it was 2 AM And I knew what a fursona was. **[Pre-Chorus]** I told myself, “It's just a drawing.” Then I started thinking, “What would mine look like?” **[Chorus]** Why do I want a tail? Why do I want big ears? Why am I looking at animal art At half past two in the morning? I don't know what happened, I swear I had a plan. Now I'm choosing between a fox and a dog And I've got paws in my shopping cart. **[Verse 2]** I made a little character, Nothing serious, just for fun. Green eyes, stupid grin, Okay, that was kind of fun. Then I changed the colors. Then I changed the name. Then I gave them clothes. Then I gave them lore. Now apparently they have a birthday And a favorite kind of soda. My friend said, “You're getting into this.” I said, “No, I'm really not.” Then I showed them seventeen pictures Of the same fox in different hats. **[Chorus]** Why do I want a tail? Why do I want big ears? Why am I watching fursuit videos Instead of going to bed? I don't know what happened, But I think I understand. There's something really nice about Being a ridiculous animal. **[Bridge]** I bought the ears. Okay. That was probably fine. Then I bought the tail. Okay. That's where things got weird. Then I found a convention Three towns away. And suddenly I'm asking: “Do they have parking?” **[Final Chorus]** Now I want a tail, Now I want big ears, Now I'm making plans for a convention I've never heard of before. I don't care if it's weird, I don't care if they stare. I've spent too long worrying What I'm supposed to be. So call me a fox, Call me a wolf, Call me whatever you want. I spent my whole life trying to act normal— Turns out normal's kind of boring. **[Outro]** So... Where do I get a fursuit? And be honest. How much is this going to cost me?

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