"So… your mom’s expecting us at nine". "And your dad said ten, so that’s just fine." "Oh Christmas time, you test our hearts again". [Verse 1] Your folks want turkey, mine want ham, Your grandma’s singing Silent Night again. Last year we drove through three snowstorms, To keep the peace — and lost it in the end. [Verse 2] Your uncle drinks the eggnog straight, My cousin brings her latest date. Every house feels like déjà vu, But I just wanna be with you. [Pre-Chorus] So why are we running ‘round the same old plans? Let’s write our own traditions, take a stand! [Chorus] Let’s stay home for Christmas, me and you, No driving, no drama, no crazy crew. Just one fire, one song, one quiet view, This year’s our kind of Christmas — home for two. [Verse 3] But what about your mom’s roast pie? She’ll freeze a slice, it’ll be just fine. And your dad’s bad jokes? They’ll text us both! Okay, okay, you’ve got a point this time. [Bridge] We’ve been pulled from house to house each year, But love’s the home that keeps us here. If Christmas means what we’ve been told, Then you’re my gift, my heart, my home. [Chorus] Let’s stay home for Christmas, me and you, No driving, no drama, no crazy crew. Just one fire, one song, one quiet view, This year’s our kind of Christmas — home for two. [Final Chorus] Let’s stay home for Christmas, me and you, We’ll toast to the chaos we once knew. The snow can fall, the world can spin too, But this year’s our forever — home for two. 'Merry Christmas, my favorite plan." "Guess we finally found where we belong."
