**[Intro — Loose Dirty Guitar Riff]** **[MALE LEAD VOCALIST — groggy spoken voice]** What time is it? **[Pause]** ...What DAY is it? **[FULL BAND ENTERS]** **[Verse 1 — Male Lead Vocal]** Woke up face-down on somebody's floor One boot on and I can't find the door Cape on my back, lipstick on my neck Somebody drew a pentagram on my chest Fake blood dried all over my jeans Candy wrappers in places they shouldn't be There's a plastic fang stuck in my hair And somebody's underwear hanging from the chandelier **[Pre-Chorus — Male Lead Vocal]** My head says stop My stomach says pray My memory packed up And moved away **[Chorus — Male Lead with Male Gang Vocals]** It's the **MORNING AFTER HALLOWEEN!** Lord, what the hell did I see? **MORNING AFTER HALLOWEEN!** And what the hell saw me? Got no pride Got no clue Don't know where I am Or who I'm lying next to It's the **MORNING AFTER HALLOWEEN!** **[Male Gang Vocals]** WHAT A NIGHT! WHAT A NIGHT! **[Verse 2 — Male Lead Vocal]** Found my pants underneath the stairs Found Rick asleep in a folding chair Tony's wearing somebody's angel wings Mikey's hugging a Burger King Zig left a message written on the wall: “Gore, don't call me. Don't ever call.” There's a pumpkin smashed beside the bed And a phone number written backwards on my leg **[Pre-Chorus — Male Lead Vocal]** My mouth tastes bad My knees are sore There's six missed calls From the liquor store **[Chorus — Male Lead with Male Gang Vocals]** It's the **MORNING AFTER HALLOWEEN!** Lord, what the hell did I see? **MORNING AFTER HALLOWEEN!** And what the hell saw me? Got no pride Got no clue Don't know where I am Or who I'm lying next to It's the **MORNING AFTER HALLOWEEN!** **[Male Gang Vocals]** WHAT A NIGHT! WHAT A NIGHT! **[Breakdown — Bass and Drums]** **[MALE LEAD VOCALIST — SPOKEN, DISTINCT MALE VOICE]** Okay... clues. One empty bottle. **[Drum hit]** Two broken handcuffs. **[Drum hit]** Three phone numbers. **[Drum hit]** One parking ticket... **[Pause]** ...for a car I don't own. **[FULL BAND HIT]** **[Lead Guitar Solo — sloppy-sounding opening that builds into flashy melodic shred]** **[Bridge — Male Lead Vocal]** Then somebody moved underneath the sheet I froze right there from my head to my feet A voice said, “Gore, you remember me?” **[MALE LEAD VOCALIST — SPOKEN]** I said... “Of course I do.” **[Pause]** **[MALE LEAD VOCALIST — quieter]** I did not. **[Drum Fill]** **[Final Chorus — Male Lead with Male Gang Vocals]** It's the **MORNING AFTER HALLOWEEN!** Lord, what the hell did I see? **MORNING AFTER HALLOWEEN!** And what the hell saw me? Got no pride Got no clue But I survived So I guess that'll do It's the **MORNING AFTER HALLOWEEN!** **MORNING AFTER HALLOWEEN!** Sunlight hurts my eyes **MORNING AFTER HALLOWEEN!** Everybody told me lies Never again That's what I always say Till somebody throws a party Next Halloween day! **[Male Gang Vocals]** WHAT A NIGHT! WHAT A NIGHT! WHAT A NIGHT! **[Music drops]** **[MALE LEAD VOCALIST — groggy spoken voice]** Anybody seen my other boot? **[Pause]** ...or my car? **[Final guitar hit]**
