Beer Goggles: The Show (Last Call Edition)

📝 Full Lyrics: [Intro – Spoken / Crowd Warm-Up] Awww yeahhh… Grind U-N-I-V Media in the building… Now listen… I need FULL participation tonight… When I say “BEER!” y’all say “GOGGLES!” BEER! — (GOGGLES!) BEER! — (GOGGLES!) Now somebody say… LAST CALL! (LAST CALL!) Alright… let me tell y’all a story… [Verse 1 – Story Begins] Well it was me… and my four close friends Hit the bar late night just to unwind again Fresh haircuts, clean kicks, smellin’ like success Confidence high, no sign of stress We shootin’ pool, talkin’ slick with ease Couple shots of Henny got us feelin’ like kings Now listen closely, here’s where it begins… Five young ladies walked in… (Ayeeeeee Yo!) Lookin’ like models straight off the screen The type make you question what you’ve ever seen Hair done, heels click, confidence loud Every single one had the whole bar crowd They said “y’all play?” we said “of course!” Now we playin’ pool like it’s destiny’s course [Main Hook – As Crowd Sing Along Echo 🔥] 🎶 BEER GOGGLES! (GOGGLES!) Had me seein’ 10s! (10s!) Last night I was HIM… (HIM!) This a movie, my friends! (FRIENDS!) 🎶 BEER GOGGLES! (GOGGLES!) Don’t you lie to me! (DON’T LIE!) Turned a regular night… To a whole fantasy! 🎶 [Verse 2 – Turning Point] Now listen… last call rang through the air Lights came on but I did not care I’m feelin’ smooth, everything aligned Picked the finest one—yeah, she mine [Crowd Cue] I said I picked the FINEST one… (AYYYYY!) My homies stayed, but I made my move Confidence talkin’, I’m deep in the groove Phone kept ringin’, I ain’t pickin’ up I’m like “not tonight, I’m livin’ it up!” Set the mood right, music real low Whole night feelin’ like a picture-perfect show In my head I’m already that guy Plannin’ the story I’m tellin’ my guys [Main Hook – As Crowd Sing Along Echo] 🎶 BEER GOGGLES! (GOGGLES!) Had me seein’ 10s! (10s!) Last night I was HIM… (HIM!) This a movie, my friends! (FRIENDS!) 🎶 BEER GOGGLES! (GOGGLES!) Don’t you lie to me! (DON’T LIE!) Turned a regular night… To a whole fantasy! 🎶 [Verse 3 – Morning Chaos] Morning came… head feelin’ rough Hungover walk like “I had enough…” She in the bathroom, I’m gatherin’ thought KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK! — my homies at the spot They rush in like “BRO YOU AWAKE?!” I’m like “quiet down! Don’t make a mistake!” They like “did you SEE what you brought?!” I said “y’all just jealous of what I got!” [Crowd Cue] I said Y’ALL JUST JEALOUS! (JEALOUS!) I’m braggin’ hard like “she top tier!” They start laughin’—tears appear One said “bro… that last shot hit…” Another said “you imagined all of it!” [Bridge – Suspense Build] Now I said… “be quiet… she still inside…” Turned around slowly… opened my eyes… [Crowd Quiet Cue] …y’all ready for this? (YEAHHH!) [Verse 4 – The Reveal 😂] Six foot three… standin’ tall My Grind Univ shirt barely fit at all Blonde hair, strong stare, confident stance Gold chain pendant read “Sasquatch”—Oh no no no… [Crowd Reaction] (OOOOOOHHHH!!!) She said “Good morning babe…”Pink lipstick, brown teeth with a grin so wide “We still doin’ them plans from last night?” “Twister and syrup… you promised me…” I froze like a statue… Homies fell out, they couldn’t stand One said “bro that wasn’t part of the plan!” Another said “yo that liquor had you tripping…” I said “nah… maple syrup ? You gotta be kidding…” Then a flyer slipped out her bag to the floor… “The Freak show”… I ain’t see that before… [Final Hook – BIG CROWD MOMENT 🔥] 🎶 BEER GOGGLES! (GOGGLES!) Now I see it clear! (SO CLEAR!) Last night was magic… This morning… FEAR! 😭 🎶 BEER GOGGLES! (GOGGLES!) Every man relate! (RELATE!) Check twice before you… CELEBRATE! 🎶 [Outro – Spoken] So the moral of the story… When it’s last call… Drink water… Trust your homies… …and TURN ON THE LIGHTS! Grind U-N-I-V Media… Time don’t stop… so the grind don’t stop!