**[Intro]** *(Spoken, with funky bass and reporter mic echo)* Ulala here, live from the stars! Channel 5, baby—tune in and raise the bar! Ooh la laaa~ Let's groove it! **[Verse 1]** I'm twirling through the cosmos in my pink high boots, Microphone in hand, chasing all the scoops. Morolians invading? No problem, I got moves! Dance battle incoming, watch me bust a groove! Asteroids are falling, robots going wild, But when I hit the stage, they join me single file. Reporting live from Venus to the Milky Way, If it shakes and it bops, I'm here to save the day! **[Pre-Chorus]** Shake it left, shake it right, feel the rhythm ignite! No bad news can stop this interstellar flight! **[Chorus]** Ulala! Reporting live, ooh la la! Groove it, baby, from the Earth to the stars! Dance battle the bad vibes, make the universe swing, Channel 5's on air—let the good times ring! Ulala! Feel the beat drop, ooh la la! Twist and shout till the aliens applaud! News, music, and style, that's my superpower, Tune in tonight, we'll dance for hours! **[Verse 2]** President Peace is watching, gotta keep it cute, My afro's bouncing higher than a rocket shoot. Shadow's in the corner trying to steal the show, But my disco steps got more soul, don't you know? From the Neon Highway to the Funky Galaxy, I'm the voice of the people, broadcasting joyfully. Aliens in tutus, singing backup now, Even the bad guys can't resist the pow-wow! **[Pre-Chorus]** Left foot, right foot, everybody synchronize! This is Space Channel 5—surprise, surprise! **[Chorus]** Ulala! Reporting live, ooh la la! Groove it, baby, from the Earth to the stars! Dance battle the bad vibes, make the universe swing, Channel 5's on air—let the good times ring! Ulala! Feel the beat drop, ooh la la! Twist and shout till the aliens applaud! News, music, and style, that's my superpower, Tune in tonight, we'll dance for hours! **[Bridge]** *(Slower, sultry then building)* When the ratings are low and the signal gets weak... I just close my eyes and find my inner beat... 'Cause every story's better when you move your feet! *(Big build)* Now everybody—1, 2, 3—GROOVE IT WITH ME! **[Final Chorus - Bigger, with ad-libs]** Ulala! (Ulala!) Reporting live, ooh la la! Groove it higher, light up the dark! From Pluto to the Moon, we're all in this tune, Space Channel 5—best news in the room! Ulala! Ooh la laaa~ Dance till the stars fall, never gonna stop! This is Ulala signing off... but not for long! Keep on grooving... see you next broadcast, baby! **[Outro]** *(Fading with claps and funky synths)* Ooh la la... Groove it... Channel 5 forever... Ulala out~ *kiss sound*
