Now some of you ladies just have a way Of telling us men when it’s time to play Pillows with Yes and Maybe on each side Or just that special smile as a guide Then there’s other signs we have to see To gauge just how your mood might be Do we play it slow or maybe play it fast Should we rush right through, or make it last? But oh those nights, and sometimes days I hear the words that always amaze She opens the door and slides near To whisper these magic words in my ear No. Chit. Chat. No Chit Chat? No Chit Chat? Yeah. Oh Yeah. I’m down with that. There’s no discussion about our day, Hell, we know most of that anyway. No warming up for the ride. We’ve got stuff nearby for the glide. No. Chit. Chat. No Chit Chat? No Chit Chat? Yeah. Oh Yeah. I’m down with that. No. Chit. Chat. Don’t get me wrong, I like the talk. For you my love, I’ll walk the walk. But given the choice, mine to pick, Let’s light this fire, and light it quick! No. Chit. Chat. No Chit Chat? No Chit Chat? Yeah. Oh Yeah. I’m down with that. No. Chit. Chat. [slowly] No. [slowly] Chit. [slowly] Chat. [long pause]
