People of Earth, do not attempt to adjust your listening device. We are transmitting on all frequencies. Soon I will conquer this pitiful globe and there is nothing mankind can do to stop me! Behold! As I, the D-O-K introduce the most evil primate army ever genetically engineered in a secret underground laboratory! On the killer keys... the beast behind the Turn tables... The eighth wonder of the jungle, DJ Kaiju! Back there on the drums, hittin’ harder than King Kong...Karibo! The Big Bad on bass, shakin’ the tectonic plates... Mighty Joe. Over here on guitar... the six-string simian shred machine... Go-Go Gorilla Beware our sinister spider monkey horn section! On trumpet... Hear-No! On saxophone... See-No! And on trombone... Say-No! And together... The greatest band in the history of super-villainy... They are The Damn! Dirty! Apes! And I am Doktor Konundrum! Now somebody activate the Death Ray. [Monkey Mayhem]
