He goes by the name of Dick, Not Richard or Dickie, When he kisses, On the neck, I get a lovebite or Hicky. I think he's a good guy, He has a costume and mask, But dick can often be a "DICK", He's got a big brain but talks out of his ass. He goes by the name of Dick, In Japanese he'd be chin-chin, He's totally brainy, and gymnastic, He can flip upside down and spin, Whilst performing repeating backflips, And doing calculus at the same time. He might be a dick, But if he's a dick he's mine. Don't ask me about sizes, Let's only say he can leave a girl hoarse, Gotta' keep some surprises, Like if he's the size of a giant, monolithic, Totally mythic Nordic horse. But we can't be crude, In a song, of course. He goes by the name of Dick, In Japanese he'd be chin-chin, He's totally brainy, and gymnastic, He can flip upside down and spin, Whilst performing repeating backflips, And doing calculus at the same time. He might be a dick, But if he's a dick he's mine. There's a lot more to Dick, Than meets the eye. You might be put off at first, And honestly, So was I. He's sarcastic, and arrogant and thinks we're all stupid, So why in Soop-tropolis, Was I shot by an arrow with his name on, Aimed right by Cupid? He goes by the name of Dick, In Japanese he'd be chin-chin, He's totally brainy, and gymnastic, He can flip upside down and spin, Whilst performing repeating backflips, And doing calculus at the same time. He might be a dick, But if he's a dick he's mine.
