[Verse 1] The system of Olfeim's has knelt, N'sink held it from sun to outer belt A carebear fleet around the gate, Waiting for LeConte, sealing his fate. Their scanners active, formation set, No one in or out, no escape just yet. [Chorus] But lo and behold, the stargate lights, With anticipation, the horizon ignites. Out slides a lone pod, no runner, no fear, Jean-luc-saint Boudreaux's voice they hear, "That's a mighty cute blockade you got there," Then with a flicker, he's gone, in warp flare. [Verse 2] A frigate appears, watches them still, No sign of LeConte, just a thrill, The carebear fleet in disarray, Their perfect plan, now cast away. Jean-luc jeers, a mocking tone, "Some gate camp that was," as he flies alone. [Bridge] Back to high sec, where safety reigns, A fleet so bold, left with their chains. From Olfeim's night to the war-torn fray, Jean-luc danced, they couldn't sway. [Chorus] But lo and behold, the stargate lights, With anticipation, the horizon ignites. Out slides a lone pod, no runner, no fear, Jean-luc-saint Boudreaux's voice they hear, "That's a mighty cute blockade you got there," Then with a flicker, he's gone, in warp flare. [Verse 3] Through systems vast, tales spread wide, Of Boudreaux’s cunning and undying pride. No stiletto could bind his flight, In shadowed space, he's out of sight. A legend formed in whispered tones, Of a man who turned the stargate stones. [Chorus] But lo and behold, the stargate lights, With anticipation, the horizon ignites. Out slides a lone pod, no runner, no fear, Jean-luc-saint Boudreaux's voice they hear, "That's a mighty cute blockade you got there," Then with a flicker, he's gone, in warp flare. [breakdown] Safety's red, and overload the racks and make those guns glow The scorching fury of neutron blasters Any ship caught is heading to disaster [Verse 4] The empires wait with bated breath, For Jean-luc's next ingenious step. Whispers of tech and secret lore, Of ways to breach each guarded door. He charts new paths in endless night, Leaving foes in a restless fright. [Bridge] Back to high sec, where safety reigns, A fleet so bold, left with their chains. From Olfeim's night to the war-torn fray, Jean-luc danced, they couldn't sway. [Chorus] But lo and behold, the stargate lights, With anticipation, the horizon ignites. Out slides a lone pod, no runner, no fear, Jean-luc-saint Boudreaux's voice they hear, "That's a mighty cute blockade you got there," Then with a flicker, he's gone, in warp flare. [Verse 5] An asteroid field, a place to hide, Jean-luc maneuvers with deft stride. The carebears search, a futile chase, In the stars’ embrace, he leaves no trace. He knows each route, each cosmic lane, For in this game, he's long since reigned. [Chorus] But lo and behold, the stargate lights, With anticipation, the horizon ignites. Out slides a lone pod, no runner, no fear, Jean-luc-saint Boudreaux's voice they hear, "That's a mighty cute blockade you got there," Then with a flicker, he's gone, in warp flare. [Verse 6] Back in high sec, tales unfold, Of exploits daring and hearts so bold. The pilots gather to hear once more, Of Boudreaux's skill in starry war. Their draughts are raised in reverent glee, To the rogue who roams the galaxy. [Chorus] But lo and behold, the stargate lights, With anticipation, the horizon ignites. Out slides a lone pod, no runner, no fear, Jean-luc-saint Boudreaux's voice they hear, "That's a mighty cute blockade you got there," Then with a flicker, he's gone, in warp flare. [Verse 7] His pod drifts softly through spatial dust, A symbol now of adapting trust. Even the fiercest lose their way, When Boudreaux decides to play. His finesse weaves through cosmic threads, A dance where others fear to tread. [Bridge] Back to high sec, where safety reigns, A fleet so bold, left with their chains. From Olfeim's night to the war-torn fray, Jean-luc danced, they couldn't sway. [Chorus] But lo and behold, the stargate lights, With anticipation, the horizon ignites. Out slides a lone pod, no runner, no fear, Jean-luc-saint Boudreaux's voice they hear, "That's a mighty cute blockade you got there," Then with a flicker, he's gone, in warp flare. [Verse 8] In every corner of space's vast scroll, Jean-luc's legacy leaves its indelible toll. Stories grow, and tales entwine, Of the pilot who defied the line. The universe echoes with his name, A testament to his endless game. [Outro] While Olfeim's night still holds its tale, Of blockades bold that seemed to fail. Jean-luc's spirit flies free, unbound, In the vast cosmos, his laughter resounds.
