“Bathroom Code 5437 (The Final Tasting)” (Intro – Spoken like an ‘80s hero) 🎙️ “Boise… we’ve waited thirty-two years for this moment. And now — it’s time… to enter the code!” (Verse 1) Wine tasting in the valley of fate, Jennifer’s shoes met a dog-poop fate! Vegan Reese’s with chemicals galore, Additives flying — rock ’n’ roll encore! We hid from the girls in the Hide and Seek store, Got Lost Grove beers — and maybe two more! Camelback sand was steep and cruel, But Jennifer found steps — she’s nobody’s fool! (Pre-Chorus) Ellen said, “No day-drinkin’ wine,” But that Viognier said, “Girl, you’ll be fine!” Mom from Ukraine with a boss-mode frown, Didn’t need English to shut us down! (Chorus – Huge, soaring, power-rock glory) It’s the final countdown — to the bathroom code! Five-four-three-seven, the legend is told! No meat! No cashews! Just grapes and cheese! This charcuterie’s bringin’ Boise to its knees! We’re thirty-two years deep — and still on the road, In the final countdown — to the bathroom code! (Verse 2) Ashlyn the waitress, she could talk for days, Moon Kitchen breakfast in a Boise haze. Katie-did’s still hangin’ by the door, Jennifer swears she’s seen it before! Two Pauls laughing, one’s takin’ the shot, The other’s in frame — heroic as they come! Dave and Rose, we’re missin’ your cheer, But your spirits live on in the Idaho air! (Bridge – Guitar solo + spoken breakdown) 🎸 (Epic keytar solo) “Five… four… three… seven… unlock the destiny!” “Repeat the code!” “FIVE! FOUR! THREE! SEVEN!” (choir of friends chanting over soaring synths) (Final Chorus – Heroic Ending) It’s the final countdown — to the bathroom code! Boise forever, our friendship mode! From sand to cheese to vegan treats, We’re heroes, baby — just men made of meat! Raise your glass, let the legends load, To the final countdown — the bathroom code! (Synth outro fades with majestic echo) 🎶 “Five… four… three… seven…” 🎶
