The Greek Mob

[INTRO] Five dogs deep and they run this place A Greek mob strong with attitude and grace They've got the couch, the bed, the yard and more And honey let me tell you what you're walking through that door [VERSE 1] First there's Daphne got opinions for days She'll howl at you in so many ways The food's too slow the bed's not right That girl will complain from morning to night And Eros laying there like he's made of stone God of love too lazy to even pick up a bone [CHORUS] We are Greek and we run this place Five dogs strong we own this space From the yard to the bed to the kitchen floor Honey this ain't your house anymore We are Greek and we run this place You just pay the bills, that's your grace [VERSE 2] Then there's Phoebus standing way over there He wants your love but don't you dare Get too close or reach out your hand That boy loves you on his own terms and Artemis sitting sweet and shy Butter wouldn't melt until a cat walks by [CHORUS] We are Greek and we run this place Five dogs strong we own this space From the yard to the bed to the kitchen floor Honey this ain't your house anymore We are Greek and we run this place You just pay the bills, that's your grace [BRIDGE] Don't let that sweetness fool you now She'll clear that yard I don't know how One look, one sprint, that cat is gone Artemis just yawns and carries on [VERSE 3] And last but never ever least Here comes Leonidas the little beast Twelve pounds of fury holding down the hall THIS IS SPARTA and he means it y'all He don't need size he's got heart and fight That pug will terrorize you morning noon and night [CHORUS] We are Greek and we run this place Five dogs strong we own this space From the yard to the bed to the kitchen floor Honey this ain't your house anymore We are Greek and we run this place You just pay the bills, that's your grace [OUTRO] Five dogs one house zero rules A Greek mob running wild And you're just lucky they let you stay Now smile and pet the terrorist Have a nice day