FULLY EXPOSED ARE WE!!

Yellow Jimny in the morning light, Northern Alps are shining bright! "A climbing man has wealth and health!" I trust your theory for my wealth! Divorced and blamed, my dad was wrong, On this summer peak, I will be strong! "Leave it to me, my plan is sound, No flaws or errors can be found!" Wait... ten minutes on the trail, And already my knees fail?! Mirror pond and mountain view, Taking selfies, skies of blue! "Hey you ladies, looking great!" Handsome guys arrive by fate! "Kyaa! Senpai, we are popular now! Adult charm is working, wow!" Where are you guys from today? "Family trip!" they softly say... Wives and kids are standing there... "ALL MARRIED MEN?! THIS IS UNFAIR!!" Arriving at Sugoroku Lodge at last, Covered in sweat, the day has passed. "Wait... NO SHOWER OR BATH in here?!" Senpai cries in deep despair! Life is ending, sweat and pain, Junior calms her down again. "No water baths to save the trees, Even toilets take a fee! Pack your trash and carry it down, Mountain life is hard, no town!" "Look at the view, but look at my abs! Carrying your pack, I'm taking the tabs!" "I count on you, but real life is tough, At thirty-five, it's pretty rough! All high-spec men are taken below, But mountain winds will heal my woe!" "Stop pretending, let's move fast! Time for sweets and cake at last!" Two a.m. in the lodge so deep, Junior wakes up from her sleep. Empty sleeping bag at night, Flicker of a headlight's light... Fading through the pine trees gray, Into darkness, far away. Next morning, "Where did you go?" "A voice was calling me, you know... Underneath the starry sky, Was I dreaming? I don't know why..." ...Senpai is so weird inside... Next day, climbing Washiba Peak! Heavenly trail that climbers seek! Blue sky spreading, ridge so grand, Walking above the clouds and land! "Look at that view! The sky is near! All my stress just disappeared!" Sweat and tears all fade away, What a glorious summer day! "Look at the view, but look at my abs! Carrying your pack, I'm taking the tabs!" "I count on you, but real life is tough, At thirty-five, it's pretty rough! All high-spec men are taken below, But mountain winds will heal my woe!" "Stop pretending, let's move fast! Time for sweets and cake at last!" Three days hiking, through-hike done, Riverside bath in the summer sun! Bare skin standing in the breeze, Soaking tired legs and knees! Students on the bridge nearby, Waving hands into the sky! "...Wait a minute! Can they see?!" NOOOOO!! FULLY EXPOSED ARE WE!!