Your Boar-ing Me.

[Intro] Oink. Snort. Tiny in the buildin’. Yeah… it’s gettin’ boar-some in here. [Hook] You boar me to death, lil’ piglet clown Whole squad snortin’ when I stomp through town Too abhorrin’, too boarin’, too tusked-up loud Tiny Orc Boar make the whole room bow down You boar me to death You boar me to death Quit actin’ pork-fect, you boar me to death SNORT [Verse 1] Big belly energy, tusks on chrome Half orc, half boar, whole lotta home People keep yellin’, “Ay Tiny, you rude” Nah, I’m just hungry and protectin’ my food Built like a raid boss fresh out the mud Got swamp water drippin’ all over my gloves You say “abomination” I say “ABOARMINATION” Now the tavern bartender startin’ investigations Too boarbaric, too boartal rage Got kicked out the castle for eatin’ the stage Tried readin’ maps but I tore the page Now I’m wrestlin’ skeletons inside a cage [Hook] You boar me to death, lil’ piglet clown Whole squad snortin’ when I stomp through town Too abhorrin’, too boarin’, too tusked-up loud Tiny Orc Boar make the whole room bow down You boar me to death You boar me to death Quit actin’ pork-fect, you boar me to death [Verse 2] I don’t do cardio, I charge through walls Break tavern doors with my boar-sized calls SNORT so loud make the war drums shake Chef got nervous when I asked for steak People say Tiny got anger issues Nah, I just sneeze and destroy buildings accidentally Whole village duck when I clear my throat One cough send a knight clean off his goat Got boar-ed in school, ate all the chalk Teacher said “Tiny, please don’t snort when you talk” Too late now, tusks fully grown I got mud on my boots and pork on the throne [Bridge] Snort-snort Clomp-clomp Tiny hit the floor make the whole place stomp Snort-snort Clomp-clomp If you smell truffles… run. Don’t stop. [Final Hook] You boar me to death, I’m done with the squealin’ Whole squad tusked-up, swamp-pig feelin’ Too boarbaric, too boar-ed to care Tiny Orc Boar throwin’ mud in the air You boar me to death You boar me to death Most boar-ing song ever made AND THAT’S THE POINT SNORT.