Woke up late to a bill I forgot, Stepped in cat puke, yeah, jackpot. Phone’s at 2%, no charger near, And someone left the fridge full of last night's beer. Traffic jam and my boss is a ghost, Micromanage from a boat on the coast. I'm not lazy, I’m just done, With everyone and everything under the sun. I hate everything today, Your fake smile, your clichés. Every ad, every discord beep, Every influencer who can't sleep. Plastic smiles, corporate drones, AI calls and broken tones. I swear, if one more person says just breathe... I’m gonna lose it and scream... Customer service bots that glitch, Streaming shows that end like shit. Live, laugh, love signs make me twitch, And don't get me started on billionaires rich. The news is noise, the takes are hot, Every post is a dumpster thought. Gas is up, rent's insane, But tell me more about your crypto gains. I hate everything today, Your fake smile, your clichés. Every ad, every discord beep, Every influencer who can't sleep. Plastic smiles, corporate drones, AI calls and broken tones. I swear, if one more person says just breathe... I’m gonna lose it and scream... na na na na na na na na I’m not grateful, I’m not zen, I’m not gonna count to ten. Let me rage, let me yell, Let me burn the world to hell! Turn it up, tear it down, Middle finger to this clown-town. If peace is a pill, I’ll pass, I’ll take a match and a can of gas. I hate everything today, Fake advice in toxic gray. Stupid trends and endless spam, Boomer memes on Instagram. Self-help books that never help, Podcasts by some guy named Delph. So here’s my anthem, here’s my stand A scream, a riff, and a two-fist band!
