Chapter 4: Murders are hard to solve.

Chapter 4: Murders are hard to solve. You know, I never really understood detective novels. It's not that they're bad. But how do you really solve crime? I don't know. I'm not a cop. First thing, I suppose. You gotta ask around [Voice: main character] You, Sir! Did you murder someone?! [Voice: other voice] Me? No [Voice: main character] Crap! Well, do you know who did? [Voice: other voice] ... wasn't me [Voice: main character] Yeah But do you know who did? [Voice: other voice] Must have been someone else... Wasn't me [Voice: main character] Yeah But do you know, who did? [Voice: other voice] Probably... Someone who doesn't look like me at all. If I were to guess. I mean... It wasn't me... [Voice: main character] Yeah... Yeah... But, like... Who? [Voice: other voice] Uh... Probably... Someone with... sketchy morals... Maybe... Maybe a psychopath, or a sociopath, or... Maybe a person who acts impulsively. Maybe it was self defense? But if it was murder... It was probably someone who murdered someone before. That seems likely... But not me, though. I've learned my lesson [Voice: main character] Oh... Okay... [Voice: other voice] I'm staying away from murders from now on! Only involuntary manslaughter. So if this fella or lady got murdered in cold blood... Well... heh-heh, well... it wasn't me [Voice: main character] Okay, I'll keep looking [Voice: other voice] Good luck! [Music] Crap! This was harder than I thought. Maybe I'll find the murderer, eventually...