[Verse] Oh señor Don’t you see The truth is plain A limp chorizo brings nothing but shame It sizzles weak It flops on the plate Why choose sadness when beans are your fate [Chorus] No limp chorizos No no no Beans are the kings of the show High in fiber Low in sin They keep you slim They make you grin [Verse 2] Chorizos dream of spice and fire But they droop like a sad flat tire Beans are mighty Beans are strong They’ll keep you dancing all night long [interlude] Oh limp chorizo you break my heart No snap no sizzle just falling apart Give me the beans the good healthy kind For a strong body and a clear mind Limp chorizo no not for me [Prechorus] Forget the grease Forget the mess Beans bring life No distress [Chorus] No limp chorizos No no no Beans are the kings of the show Packed with power Full of might They’ll keep your body feeling right [Bridge] Oh amigo Don’t you feel the breeze Of freedom from those sausages Please Pork may tempt But let it be Beans will set your belly free
