[Verse 1] Toilet kiss, oh yeah I leaned too close, got played The water from down under Made my whole mood frayed [Pre-Chorus] Spin me around Send me back out I should've known What that splash was about [Chorus] Toilet kiss Toilet kiss That bowl came quick Toilet kiss Toilet kiss I felt that trick Toilet kiss Toilet kiss My pride took a hit Toilet kiss Toilet kiss I can't forget it [Verse 2] My butt hole it did plunder That cold rush cut right through I gasped so hard I choked It was no secret everybody knew [Pre-Chorus] Spin me around Send me back out I should've known What that splash was about [Chorus] Toilet kiss Toilet kiss That bowl came quick Toilet kiss Toilet kiss I felt that trick Toilet kiss Toilet kiss My pride took a hit Toilet kiss Toilet kiss I can't forget it [Bridge] (Oh no) Not the throne tonight (Oh no) Lost that fight [Final Chorus] Toilet kiss Toilet kiss That bowl came quick Toilet kiss Toilet kiss I felt that trick Toilet kiss Toilet kiss My pride took a hit Toilet kiss Toilet kiss I can't forget it
