[Intro] [Hook] [Harmonies] I am one with the re tardation! I am one with your mom's vagina! I am one with the autism! [Verse] [Harmonies] There is no stupidity like zen stupidity, phaggots! I sit on my fat, gravy-infused ass and read comic books all damn day! I cruise that Tinder and Bumble for some extra thick lays! Contentment is key! Key to the sedentary dream! For I am one with my utter selfishness! [Pre-Chorus] Come sit with me! And achieve the lazy dream! [Chorus] I am at peace! For Zen Stupidity has elevated the boner of my mind! I am one with the earth! One with the Reddit! One with the unemployment! Zen Stupidity is the key to enlightenment! So come be at peace! [Verse] [Duet] My family is oh, so disappointed with me! I was supposed to go to college and get that overpriced degree! But that's ghey, knigger! Productivity is a scam, an enemy of nirvana! The THC life of weed is just the life for me! For I am rooted to enlightenment and my shit bucket! (Dear God!) [Pre-Chorus] Come sit with me! And achieve the lazy dream! [Chorus] I am at peace! For Zen Stupidity has elevated the boner of my mind! I am one with the earth! One with the Reddit! One with the unemployment! Zen Stupidity is the key to enlightenment! So come be at peace! [Bridge] With Batman comic and cheeseburger in hand! I let the Zen Stupidity envelop me! This life may be re tarded as fuhk, but I don't care! Jihzzing in my socks and Fleshlight is all I need! For that success shit is for the non-enlightened phaggots! [Chorus] I am at peace! For Zen Stupidity has elevated the boner of my mind! I am one with the earth! One with the Reddit! One with the unemployment! Zen Stupidity is the key to enlightenment! So come be at peace! [Outro] I am one! I am forever! Forever!
