🎶 Hook (TikTok 15-sec viral bait): 👑 I ain’t mad, I’m free. Got no ring, got no tea. Left my man, left the scene— Now I co-parent with a dream. 💅 Tell the church: that girl’s ME. Mental load? I got receipts. He folded towels the wrong damn way— So I bounced. Namaste. 💥 Verse 1 (sassy rap): I was scrubbing like Cinder-freakin’-rella, Now I’m sipping mimosas in Coachella. You want your wife? Go call your mama. I’m booked and busy—trauma to comma. Pastor said “divorce is sin,” But your wife just hit 10K again. Awana moms throw hearts and doves, While I soft-launch bae in lilac gloves. 🎶 Hook (repeat for viral clip): I ain’t mad, I’m free. Got no ring, got no tea. Left my man, left the scene— Now I co-parent with a dream. Tell the church: that girl’s ME. Mental load? I got receipts. He folded towels the wrong damn way— So I bounced. Namaste. 💅 Verse 2 (Disney dark): Gave birth, gave milk, gave years of grace— Then he forgot trash day and I left the place. No flowers? No notes? No diamond ring? Cool cool cool, now watch me sing. My daughter cried but y’all liked the reel, “Hot Girl Easter,” and a glow-up heel. Told the court I just need peace, And now my man’s a weekend lease. 🎭 Bridge (mocking sing-song): 🎶 This is her body… do her in my name… 🎶 He forgot laundry… so I cast blame… 🎶 Walked through fire just to feel seen… 🎶 Now my mental load is a brand new queen. 🔥 Final Hook (radio-ready): I ain’t mad, I’m free. Holy girl, now Bhad Bae be. He prayed for grace—I prayed for cash, Now I tithe my ass and dash. You want covenant? That’s so last year. I got new vows and a nose ring, dear. Tell the kids I’m chasing dreams— Not the dishes or their screams. 💋
