
one size fits all (October remix)
Thanks to A.I. Rockstar'72 Appreciate what you do for the community [Intro] [Instrumental] [Verse 1] Streetlights flicked on, still eighty-eight degrees Air thick as gravy, not a whisper of a breeze Mama pulled a gorilla suit down from Granny's attic stair Smelled like mothballs and a gym bag, and it's missin' half its hair Big rubber head with two mesh holes to see Can't hear a thing but my own breath comin' back at me [Chorus] It says one size fits all on the yellowed old tag Rubber feet floppin' and a pillowcase bag Sweat runnin' down where a kid oughtn't sweat One size fits aaall... it ain't fit me yet [Verse 2] Snickers turned to soup by the third house in Skeeters found the gap 'tween the collar and my chin Daddy's trailin' behind me, grinnin' ear to ear Every time I holler, he says, "Keep walkin', son, we're near" [Chorus] It says one size fits all on the yellowed old tag Rubber feet floppin' and a pillowcase bag Sweat in my eyeholes, fur stuck to my neck One size fits aaall... it ain't fit me yet [Bridge] [(Softer, confiding)] Somewhere up north there's a cold front blowin' in Kids in wool coats, cider cups, and rosy skin Down here even the devil takes his costume off Sits on the porch with a sweet tea, swattin' moths [Verse 3] [(Slow, building)] Lady at the brick house with the fog machine on Bent down slow and squinted, said, "Lord, where'd you get that from?" Said, "I gave a Hershey bar to that same gorilla in '94" Then she looked up at my daddy... and she handed him one more [Instrumental Break] Daddy flipped my collar, there in Magic Marker, faded thin His name, and right below it, room enough to write mine in [Final Chorus] [(Full voice, grinning)] It says one size fits all on the yellowed old tag Two names in the collar and a pillowcase bag Sweat runnin' down where a kid oughtn't sweat One size fits aaaaall... I'm gonna sweat [Instrumental] [End]

