Verse 1 – Trump I’m Trump, the dealmaker, bigger than life, I built tall walls and I stirred up strife. I tweeted “peace” with a caps lock grin, But I made more enemies than friends within. Chorus – Nobel Committee (cheerful pop chant) No, no, we can’t give him the Peace Prize! Not with the chaos and the lies. No, no, we can’t give him the crown, Peace is up, he’s bringing it down! Verse 2 – Putin I’m Putin, the strongman, I wear the crown, I sent my tanks to another town. Called it “rescue,” called it “peace,” But the bombs won’t stop and the guns won’t cease. Chorus – Nobel Committee No, no, we can’t give him the Peace Prize! Not with the chaos and the lies. No, no, we can’t give him the crown, Peace is up, he’s bringing it down! Verse 3 – Netanyahu I’m Netanyahu, defender bold, I promise peace, but the story’s old. In the holy land the sirens cry, Yet I claim it’s justice, not the reasons why. Chorus – Nobel Committee (bigger, almost gospel) No, no, we can’t give him the Peace Prize! Not with the chaos and the lies. No, no, we can’t give him the crown, Peace is up, he’s bringing it down! Bridge – Committee voices (spoken / playful) “Should we?” – “No way!” “Could we?” – “Not today!” Peace means peace, not war in disguise, The Prize won’t go to the masters of lies! Final Chorus No, no, we can’t give them the Peace Prize! Not with the chaos and the lies. No, no, we can’t give them the crown, Peace is up, they’re bringing it down! Outro (comedic chant) No, no, no… Not Trump, not Putin, not Bibi tonight… The Peace Prize is for peace, all right! 🎶
