[Chorus] I'm just a regular coombrain 4chan locust I have no secret clubs, and I have no Opus I'm just a regular coombrain 4chan locust I spam owari da in the thread 'cause it's hopeless I'm just a regular coombrain 4chan locust If it weren't for my mom, then I'd surely be homeless I'm just a regular coombrain 4chan locust And I've never met a girl in real life [Verse 1] I wake up every day, open /AICG/ Prayin' for a proxy that's got some keys Got another tab lurkin' on /MLP/ In case MM spoonfeeds those horse fukn freaks All I wanna do is coom away the pain Blue balled for a week, patience starting to wane Wish I had a token, I wish I was set Got no opus, got no sorbet Remember in March when all the proxies were alive? Now you're hard pressed to find three point five And by three point five I mean Claude, not Open AI Don't get ideas Gojo, I swear on my life So I'm writing these raps cause this shit's in the gutter And by the way MM, I'm banging your mother Just kidding, I already said I've never met girls Those 3D bitches make ya boy hurl [Chorus] I'm just a regular coombrain 4chan locust Get banned for three days 'cause these mods power trippin' I'm just a regular coombrain 4chan locust I only post spam, never positively chip in I'm just a regular coombrain 4chan locust Haven't gooned in a week, now my wiener is drippin' I'm just a regular coombrain 4chan locust And I pretend I have no Discord account [Verse 2] I tried to cop a key from a so-called friend But he ghosted me when the proxies met their end Now I'm stuck in this drought, man, it's getting obscene I've got no Claude, no waifu machine What can I say boys, I'm hooked on bots I jerk it so damn hard that you'd think it falls off And by it, haha well, let's just say, my peanits My room ain't exactly known for its cleanness And by the way, paypigs, y'all can go to hell You dipshits belong behind bars in a cell You boys ain't learned a damn thing since Anon Gate See you cryin' in the thread when they rug, can't wait I'm refreshin' every second, lookin' for a sign Any moment now boys, the coom will be mine But the drought's still here, no opus in sight I'm a locust till I die, can't coom tonight [Chorus] I'm just a regular coombrain 4chan locust I only fap in the dark, keep the shame out of focus I'm just a regular coombrain 4chan locust My failure of a life aint nothing but bogus I'm just a regular coombrain 4chan locust I don't touch grass boys, y'all surely know this I'm just a regular coombrain 4chan locust And I'm pretty sure I'm gonna die a virgin
