[Spoken Word] Yes Brad Bradford You prefer Bradford Come on in Bradford, sit down I'm Dr. Hulushka Bradford, would you like to tell us Me and my nurse Betty Nurse Betty over here Want to tell us what's going on, would you like Betty to leave? Okay Betty, do you mind getting up And leaving the office for It seems Bradford wants privacy Sure, Dr. Hulushka Sure, Dr. Hulushka Oh, we'll see you later, Dr. Hulushka All right, Betty, that's fine, just go Now, Bradford, why don't you tell me what's going on? Well, Doc uh When I go to the bathroom, number deucy do do do do do do (laughter) You know, I'm 30 now and I don't know, like I'll use two, three rolls of toilet paper and I still keep coming up positive on the wipe-tron, on the wipe meter no matter how much That's interesting, Bradford uh Have you tried using water or washing? No, Doc, I hadn't thought of that All right, well, there you go, there's my Here's a here's a script Shower up, bud (laughter) (laughter) Pa-ba-bum
