Intro (half-awake whisper / groggy shout) Brains… low… where did I put my soul? Is that a wall… or my face? Verse 1 Eyes glued shut but somehow they’re open Stumbling through life like a confused potion Coffee’s a myth, water’s a dream Why is the world so cruel and mean? Pre-Chorus 1 Step by step, dragging my feet Nothing makes sense, everything’s bleat I tried to talk, but just groaned I might as well just live in a cone Chorus 1 I’m a zombie, I swear I’m alive Shuffle-walking through 9-to-5 Mind’s on vacation, body’s a mess Send help… or snacks… I guess Verse 2 Alarm clocks laugh, they know my pain Thoughts like noodles, wiggling in my brain Tripped over air, high-fived the wall Life’s a sitcom and I’m the fall Pre-Chorus 2 Brains on pause, heart on glitch Reality’s broken, scratch that itch Mumbled words, forgot my name Who am I? It’s all a game Chorus 2 I’m a zombie, I swear I’m alive Shuffle-walking through 9-to-5 Mind’s on vacation, body’s a mess Send help… or snacks… I guess Bridge Everything’s spinning, nothing’s right Even my shadow’s given up the fight I’m not asleep but I’m not awake Someone please… hand me a cake Final Chorus I’m a zombie, I swear I’m alive Shuffle-walking through 9-to-5 Mind’s on vacation, body’s a mess Send help… or snacks… I guess Brains optional, caffeine essential Walking disaster, highly potential Outro (groggy fade-out) Will… survive… maybe… tomorrow… Or… just nap… under the table…
