[Verse 1] Burt, Burt, beep-beep-boop, Tabulating in a loop! With his gadgets, zing and zap, He’s the king, tip-top, oh snap! [Chorus] Oh, Burt MacChesney, hip-hip-hooray, He’s our hero every day! [Verse 2] Burt’s bureau, beep-boop-beep, Service with a zip and leap! Fixing glitches, bing-bang-boom, Burt’s the best, zoom-zoom! [Verse 3] When the cards go clickety-clack, Burt’s there, no turning back! With a wink and a toot-toot-toot, He’s the man in the fancy suit! [Chorus] Oh, Burt MacChesney, hip-hip-hooray, He’s our hero every day! [Verse 4] Customers cheer, toot-toot-toot, Burt’s the king, absolute! Service bureau, always grand, With Burt leading the TM band! [Chorus] Oh, Burt MacChesney, hip-hip-hooray, He’s our hero every day!
