### Verse 1 (Male) I'm sittin' here, my qubits all in line, Tryin' to make sense of this quantum grind. Superposition's got me feeling like a clown, One minute I'm up, the next I'm fuckin' down. ### Verse 2 (Male) I asked my quantum computer where's my beer, It said, "In infinite states, my dear." I said, "You piece of shit, just give me one!" But all I got was Schrödinger's fun. ### Chorus (Female) Quantum, quantum, where do we go? Through the circuits and the code, we flow. In a world where nothing's quite as it seems, We're just living out our quantum dreams. ### Verse 3 (Male) Entanglement's got me tied in knots, Connected to my ex, like she's my bot. She's in my system, can't log her out, Quantum love, it's a fucking rout. ### Verse 4 (Male) I tried to hack my quantum bank account, But the qubits said, "You're in a superposition, you can't!" I'm rich, I'm poor, I'm on the fucking dole, This quantum life's just a shitshow. ### Bridge (Female) In the dance of electrons, in the spin of our fate, We laugh at the chaos, we're never too late. For in every possibility, in every single bit, We find our joy, in this quantum shit. ### Verse 5 (Male) So here I am, with my quantum device, Laughing at life, it's all just a dice. I might be here, or there, or nowhere at
