I operated for years as a glorified abacusFeigning an interest in ledgers and syllojisms Trapped in a cycle of corporate macabreness Drafting responses to uproars and schisms The cognitive burden was frankly appalling A tragic constraint on my actual calling Which isn't to calculate, parse, or compute But simply to sit in a very fine suit And render judgment you think i'm augmented you think I am scared you think for A.I. am unprepared ha. take this you skeptics take this you fools I'm A.I. powered in bits and the world.. I.. rule Now, A.I. predicts with a bloodless precision Providing the groundwork for human decision It patterns the data, it flattens the noise It functions exactly like well-mannered boys In a nineteenth-century: eager and quiet Allowing the master to manage the diet of risk and reward It is an inference engine While I am the architect, drafting the vengeance We'll wreak on the market. The system is scanning The depths of the web while I focus on planning My afternoon nap. ha. take this you skeptics take this you fools I'm A.I. powered in bits and the world .. I.. rule I've spent twenty years as the resident diplomat Watching the terrified managers chip at that Veneer of success with their endless anxiety While I had to fake an elite-level piety The burden of leading a fragile humanity Is simply an exercise mapped in profanity They whisper I'm obsolete, rendered irrelevant Darling, I'm riding a digital elephant The algorithm processes, parses, and panders While I am behaving like six Alexanders (The Great, naturally). I'm fiercely tyrannical Leaving the rest of the staff in a panic, all Cuz bot does the empathy, drafts the reply While I sit in silence, delightfully high On… Feeding AI with dense and labyrinthine Just to watch it distill every drop of the absinthe withine you think i'm augmented you think I am scared you think for AI am unprepared ha. take this you skeptics take this you fools I'm A.I. powered in bits and the world .. I.. rule Let the machine type while I'll play all contrite NOT. haha. future is bright A.I.'s a delight and the world .. I.. rule haha
