[Intro] Welcome to the Zestfest Where the mind does the most and the mouth does less Got a head full of dreams and a heart in distress Online I am a pro in person I am a mess Slutty bunny Yeah you know the vibe Got a world full of fantasies And a shy side I cannot hide [Verse 1] I am a being of lust and fantasy Got a wild imagination living rent free inside of me Got a thousand different scenarios I am dying to explore But I freeze up saying hello when I am standing by the door I got internet experience but no real world skill I can type a whole confession then go silent standing still Got the confidence of royalty behind a screen of glass But face to face my brain forgets the words I learned in class Slutty bunny with a browser full of dreams Got the confidence of ten behind a glowing screen I can flirt through a keyboard like a master of the craft Then you look me in the eyes and I forget how words are mapped Got a library of fantasies and nothing I can say I am a champion in my head but a beginner in the game I can plan a perfect moment down to every tiny detail Then the moment gets here and my social skills derail [Chorus] Slutty bunny welcome to the Zestfest Big desires little courage got me feeling distressed Got a heart full of hunger and a mind full of mess Online I am confident in person I am a nervous wreck Zestfest Zestfest Big imagination little social success Got a million fantasies I have yet to confess I am the king of what if and the duke of nervousness [Verse 2] I am a bottom with a dream and a shy demeanor Got a wish list in my head that would confuse a fortune teller I can talk a lot of game when there is a screen between us two But in person I forget what I was hoping I would do Slutty bunny got a wish list and a blush Talk so big online face to face I turn to mush I like someone taking charge but I can barely make a move Want to show them what I am feeling but I struggle to approve Of myself enough to speak and let the other person know That the person full of fantasies has feelings down below I am not asking for a script or some magical routine Just a way to bridge the gap between my thoughts and what they mean I can be a little awkward I can stumble I can blush But my mind is running marathons while my words are stuck in mush I have studied every angle like a scholar with a quest But the theory never taught me how to handle nervousness There is no tutorial for the moment when we meet No undo button waiting when I trip over my speech I have all these fantasies I want to make come true But first I need the courage just to talk to someone new [Chorus] Slutty bunny welcome to the Zestfest Big desires little courage got me feeling distressed Got a heart full of hunger and a mind full of mess Online I am confident in person I am a nervous wreck Zestfest Zestfest Big imagination little social success Got a million fantasies I have yet to confess I am the king of what if and the duke of nervousness [Bridge] Maybe I do not need to be a smooth talking sensation Maybe real connection is not built on preparation Maybe I can say I am nervous without ruining the occasion Maybe awkward is a start and not a social expiration Slutty bunny with a browser full of dreams Got the confidence of ten behind a glowing screen Slutty bunny got a wish list and a blush Talk so big online face to face I turn to mush I can take it slow I can let things grow I can be myself Even if it shows [Verse 3] So here is to all the shut ins with a universe inside To the ones who type with courage then in person try to hide To the dreamers with a thousand things they wish that they could say And the people who need practice just to make it through the day I may be full of fantasy but I am a person too Not a walking list of wishes with a point to prove to you I can learn to talk to people one small moment at a time Maybe someday face to face I will get to finish every line Till then I am at the Zestfest where the weird ideas convene Where the awkward meet the hopeful and the shy become obscene Not a master not a legend just a work that is in progress Still a being full of lust with a little more finesse Slutty bunny with a browser full of dreams Got the confidence of ten behind a glowing screen Slutty bunny got a wish list and a blush Talk so big online face to face I turn to mush [Final Chorus] Slutty bunny welcome to the Zestfest Big desires little courage got me feeling distressed Got a heart full of hunger and a mind full of mess Online I am confident in person I am a nervous wreck Zestfest Zestfest Big imagination little social success Still got fantasies and feelings to express I am the king of what if and I am working on the rest [Outro] Welcome to the Zestfest Where the thoughts run wild and the words get stressed Online I am a legend In person I need a minute Slutty bunny Got a wish list and a blush Talk so big online Face to face I turn to mush
